funny conversations #171 03/10/2010
this conversation is between me and a guy in the bowling center (on the phone) ME: what's the bowling rates for after 10pm? guy: 10pm, which one? Morning or afternoon one? me: 10PM, NIGHT. another conversation with a client who is a chemical engineer me: how liquid do you need this investment to be? client: you do know that your term LIQUID and my term of LIQUID is two very different thing altogether. (and we both just started laughing) i love my convos! American TV Junkie 03/09/2010
as most of you would know, i'm a (singaporean) american TV junkie. i've watched quite a number (though i know people who has a higher figure for that) of american dramas and i'm a greatest fan at it. there are some that i watched halfway coz i think it's not worth watching at all. but pretty much, hell yeah i love american dramas. let's see the list of all of the shows i've practically watched. friends. prison break. how i met your mother. grey's anatomy. psych. ghost whisperer (halfway). glee (halfway). cougar town. lipstick jungle. private practice. heroes (halfway). desperate housewife (halfway). gossip girl. ugly betty. the simpsons (too many episodes to catch up). pushing daisies (halfway). okay maybe not so much but definitely quite a hell of a figure i guess! IM thrashed!! 03/08/2010
IM is thrashy thrash thrash. Let's look at an example. Part of a question goes like this and the options are what you THINK i will have WRITTEN. it's an open ended question btw. What is a credit default swap and what is its financial innovation? a) a swap contract in which a buyer makes a series of payments to the seller in exchange, receives a payout when the credit instrument undergoes default. b) a financial instrument that is used to exchange the credit risks within the investors c) the event of purchase with a credit card \*ps: i'm not fully bimbotic but i'm not a genius either. sighs. sad sad sad sad sad case of IM. and here i am curling up again on my bed! remarks & insensitivies! 03/06/2010
" please lah. if you don't see one hot guy in a week, I think you'll enter major depression!" -pameela HAHA LMAO we just burst into laughter when she said this. on another note, my anger and disappointment is truly justified. i feel insulted, period. but as usual, it'll go away, unresolved, undiscussed and we live our life acting as if it never happened and thus, further redefine the love-hate relationship that we're having and will be having (unless the hate increases to it's ultimatum) ... and what i noticed is that as much as i wanna work on something call communication, you don't. urgh maybe i should grow up. wait, i think WE might be a better pronoun to use. quackie! 03/05/2010
my friend made a mistake leaving her duck in my... hands! haha. these pics are too cute to not be shown! hibernation 03/05/2010
from the left. image 1) lx's very full table space in the library while she enjoyed herself in her own world studying corp. finance while i'm struggling my ass off with investment management. hoho. image 2) my IM notes. usually 1st time, read the notes. dun understand? copy the notes. then.. dun understand? highlight the notes. wahh. sianzation! image 3) my strict rule of using and having a Pilot G-Tech C4 set of pens! no other pens can replace this pen! image 4) my very first iPod which was like 30GB, given by my uncle for doing pretty ok for O'lvl. my very first mp3 player and from there, all the way an iPod-er! ok im really tired. booo. bye signs that i'm having an exam soon 03/01/2010
1) pimples start popping out 2) my appetite gets smaller hence losing some weight ( i hope ) 3) all i talk about is revision revision revision 4) start thinking about what to do after my May FINAL FUCKING IMPT exams 5) i can talk about life by using the analogies with the investments technicalities in it 6) i'll get all grumpy and PMS-y 7) nothing matters more than my results 8) i start to fall sick ): i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. i need to graduate. Dear John, where art thou? 02/27/2010
this blog post can be divided into 2 portions. 1) Dear John. According to materialboy(MB), Dear John is a letter where ppl write to break-up in a relationship. but at this rate, there's many ways to break up. personally i think people who break up using SMS, MSN are pretty much gut-less. but that being said, a LONG written letter may be alright or a phone call but better still, face to face. but again, if a break-up letter = dear john, will that means that a break-up phone call = hello john, or perhaps a break-up SMS = hi john and a break-up MSN will be, hey john. i mean, these are pretty much how we communcate via the diff forms of communications. 2) where art thou? just imagine, driving a manual car around marina square car park for more than 30 mins finding a car which ended up in the other flooor and with the owner who doesnt know the answer to most of our questions? damn tiring lah. damn damn tiring. he ended up being a lecturer in SIM lah. gosh, what a world! im too sleepy to blog more. hoping for good dreams tonight! i see you 02/25/2010
today in the midst of the morning rush at Raffles Place, i saw you after a very long time. you're with another woman. it was pretty heartbreaking because while you were going down the escalator, i was going up. and from there, all i can see were glimpses of you. your woman block the view not coz she was fat, just that you guys were hugging so tightly. i was in a dilemma. i dunno whether to be happy or sad. all i wanted were for you to steal glances at me. really. but she was so into you and you guys looked good together. those times i thought abt you will still stay in my mind, for now.... oh damn u're one goodlooking LV laptop/document case eat eat eat eat 02/23/2010
"only rich men can go to sex therapist for sex addiction but others only got a (frying) pan in their head." - anonymous due to the nature of the quote, i shan't name the person who said this but definitely gave me a good laugh! followed by funny replies from another guy who really could make this whole quote funnier! so the conversation was basically abt men, women and golf. but this is definitely not what i wanna blog abt. i wanna blog abt how fucking huge my appetite is nowadays! i know exams stress gets me eating but nowadays it's a lot! yesterday i had an indon tofu dish for lunch and lots and lots and lots of nice seafood and chicken for dinner after the lou hei. and today i had noodles and chicken and mee rebus and tim tams. omfgoodness man! |










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